~DigThatCat

I have all of these crappy photos on my page just so I don't have a blank page. I sew, draw, and am trying to get my feet wet in the art of airbrushing Dollfies and or resin statues. One day when I'm comfortable with my work I'll post em' on up here.

What would you do/feel if...

you woke up and you were the opposite sex and had to be for 48 hours?:
Urinate out of windows, I'm dead serious. However explaining myself would take an unsettling amount of time full of lurid descriptions

you witnessed someone get murdered?:
I would suppose I would be shocked, I've seen someone killed in an accident. I was in a state of "Did that just happen?" so I guess that's how I would feel.

you saw big foot?:
I guess I'd take a picture?

you couldn't speak for two weeks?:
I would write a lot I guess...Though I really have nothing important to say so my sudden silence would go un-noticed, even by me.

someone you loved hated you?:
It's happened before, I did not enjoy it.

you became ruler of the world?:
See I would never want to be ruler of the world so I guess resign?

you were a witch?:
Then I would be a Witch...

the world was going to end in 24 hours?:
I wish I could say something epic about what I would do in my final hours. I would probably just cry then find comfort in the fact that you're all crashing and burning with me.

gas ran out?:
What a decline in severity, The destruction of humanity to running out of gas. I would call AAA.

you could stop time?:
Assuming that I would not be affected by my new found magic power, I would walk around looking at "frozen" people. Kinda like being in a museum of statues.

you could travel through time?:
I would rather enjoy going back in time to attempt to speak with coveted historical figures, Artists, Musicians, and writers. But when I would find them I would "pussy-out" and just watch them from a distance.

you could breath fire?:
Now do you mean every time I take a breath, or by sheer will much like a dragon? Either way I would imagine there would be a lot of crying.

you won a billion dollars?:
Buy a large home and force all of my friends to live with me, much like indentured servants that are forced to play with me.

you had the choice between marrying someone rich or someone poor for love?:
Love.

This tuesday I'll have a new cell phone number. If I havent given it to you already message me.

The Japanese family market will be the death of me, I am sure of it.

mochi ice cream of the red bean variety, I just cant stop eating it.

I finally got my hair cut. Sadly thats a big deal for me, I used to have hair down to my ass crack. Now my hair is to my breasts, I really loved the way it came out and apparently im "balla" now. But anyways my head sure does feel lighter.

~Je Suis FORTISSIMO~